While on his journey around the world Phileas Fogg found
himself in Greece, although he was in a hurry to get to his
next destination he had to eat something. The only place still open that he
could grab a bite at was a bar. As he sat down at the bar the bartender walked
over to him to ask if he wanted anything. Phileas looked up to see the most beautiful
girl he had ever laid eyes on. He was speechless for a brief moment, the
bartender asked him again what she could get him. Phileas asked what they had to eat,
and the only thing they had were snack foods. While going through the snacks
they had, she kept mentioning a new snack they had that they were trying out. He
asked the woman what was so special about the snack and she told him that it
was made with her own hands. Phileas immediately thought that this would be a
great way to connect with her, so he got some. She brought some for him to try
and the moment he took his first bite he felt invinsible. Suddenly the ground began
to shake, they were in an earthquake! The ceiling began to crack and crumble to
the ground. Everyone quickly hid under tables. Before Phileas even thought about hiding he
noticed a piece of ceiling about to fall onto the beautiful bartender. He leapt
over the table and tackled her to safety. The ground quit trembling and the
woman looked up at Phileas with stars in her eyes. He saved her life. She asked if there was anything she could do for him, his only response was “How about some more of those Gyro Bites.” Thus resulting in the most manly of bar snack foods: the Guyro.
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